Soundtrack: Playing the intro to the eSKay original song “Follow Me.” Fading in under that, the sounds of mad clicking away on an old-fashioned typewriter.
Haley: (Using “very earnest announcer” voice) Coming to you almost live from somewhere in Greece,
The Heartfelt eSKay Privacy Policy
Soundtrack: ???
Haley: (whispering) Just play something, Soundtrack! It doesn’t matter. Almost nobody reads or listens to data protection or privacy policy statements, anyway…
Soundtrack: (unenthusiastically playing something) Then why do it?
Haley: (almost hissing) Because we “have to.” Just play along. Hermes? You’re up!